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Tuesday, January 14, 2025
Demons in the Desert
Thursday, January 9, 2025
Auld Lang Syne
But on New Year's eve, we were surprised to receive an invitation from Bruce Lee. "Another performance?" asked the nuns. Bruce Lee shook his head. "No, we just want you to spend the last evening of the year with us," he said.
Apparently, he had heard from a passing bird that there would be a fireworks display by the town council on New Year's eve and it would be visible from the coop, so he thought it would be a good idea if everyone gathered there for the show. The nuns were of course very thrilled as they hadn't seen fireworks for a long time and when Head Nun agreed all could go, they were delighted!
So that evening, we gathered in the grounds of the coop after dinner. The show was beginning at 8 p.m. and the nuns brought with them chairs to sit on, not forgetting a big paper bag of potato chips to munch! The grounds of the coop had never been so crowded! I had told Ning about the show hoping to drag him away from the merrymaking at his Club and I was happy he agreed to join us.
Then just as the show was about to start, we heard voices and two kids ran in. They asked Head Nun whether we had seen a turkey named Turkey Lurkey! Yes, you've guessed it, the children from the turkey farm had found their way to the coop in search of T.L.!
"Hey, what are you kids doing here?" gasped T.L. when he saw them.
"Well, we missed you so much during Christmas, so we decided to go in search of you," said the older kid, a boy of about 12. His sister, about 10 years old, was so excited that they had found T.L. that she hugged him tight and wouldn't let him go.
"Oh I miss you kids too," said T.L. laughing. "But you'd better not stay too long, your dad will kill you if he knew you had come here."
"Not to worry," grinned the boy. "He's gone drinking with his friends and won't be back home so soon."
"OK then, you can both watch the fireworks with us," said T.L.
"Yay!" cheered the kids and settled down with the nuns.
The show took about 20 minutes in all and it was a wonderful display of colourful lights illuminating the dark sky. The young chicks cheered with delight as they had never seen fireworks before. When the show ended, T.L. suddenly burst into a beautiful rendition of "Auld Lang Syne". The children ran up to him and together they sang in sweet unison, arms (and wings) around each other They must have done this very often at the farm and everyone was very impressed and asked for more!
Then suddenly a voice rang out.
"Alright you kids, that's enough! How dare you come out without my permission!"
We turned round to see that it was the burly owner of the turkey farm, the kids' father. A hush descended on the gathering and the two children, fear on their faces, ran to hide behind the nuns.
Then the little girl peeped from behind APK's ample bum and spoke up.
"Papa, please .... " she whispered. "It's New Year's eve and we want to be with T.L. ...."
The father hesitated, saw the pleading look on his children's faces and suddenly his own face softened.
"Why didn't you tell me you're having a party here?" he said gruffly. "I could have turned down my friends when they invited me out." He paused, then said, "And when did you three learn to sing? Yours is the best rendition of Auld Lang Syne I've heard so far!"
There was a short silence, then the nuns led by APK (of course) started clapping. Soon hens, cockerels, chickens, everyone also joined in.
The two children ran to their father who hugged them close to him. I could see that his face was wrought with emotion and his eyes were moist, perhaps he realised at that moment that he had been too strict with his children and had been giving them a hard time.
Head Nun, kind and courteous as always, said. "We only have some potato chips for our "party" but you're welcome to join us."
The man looked up and recognised her as the one who had bought his turkey. "Thank you, Madam, for saving T.L.", he said, smiling. "The kids would never have forgiven me if I had forcefully taken him back from you and sold him for Thanksgiving."
So father, kids and a turkey sat together munching potato chips until the kids started yawning and had to be taken home. Before they left, the man turned to Head Nun, bowed his head and said, "Thank you again. It has been a wonderful evening" and looking down at his children said wistfully, "If only their mother could have been here too." The three of them said goodbye and walked slowly back home.
Needless to say, from then on, the children became regular visitors to the coop. The man carried on with his turkey business for some time before he switched to vegetable farming. I guess his children must have something to do with that! Isn't it wonderful how things work out for the best when you leave everything in His hands?
Sadhu! Sadhu! Sadhu!
Tales of a Temple Cat - Watching the Fireworks |
Tuesday, December 31, 2024
Happy New Year 2025
Just a quick note to wish everyone a happy, healthy new year!
May your year be filled with the blessings of the Buddha and may He guide you all the way!
Sadhu! Sadhu! Sadhu!
With Metta,
DA
Wednesday, December 25, 2024
Countdown to Christmas - 2
The nuns were feeling rather down when they got to know that they were not going to receive any presents this Christmas. I thought Head Nun was rather harsh on them but then one never knows what's going on in her mind.
As it turned out, we had a big surprise on Christmas Eve, a really unforgettable one. We had just finished dinner and had gathered round the Christmas tree in the sitting room. Some of the nuns watched TV while the others just sat and chatted.
Then we heard singing outside the door and to our astonishment, two Christmas trees walked in! One of them was singing "Noel" while the other hummed along. When we took a closer look, we saw that it was Bruce Lee and T.L. inside the Christmas trees! We had even a bigger surprise when we saw a flock of hens all dressed up in Santa hats following behind them! Together they stood in front of us singing (and clucking) some Christmas songs and carols.
It was unbelievable! A turkey, cockerels and hens singing their hearts out! It was a splendid if not amazing performance interspersed with a few cock-a-doodle-do's, and even though a few hens clucked out of tune occasionally, they managed to touch the hearts of the nuns, some of whom shed tears. When the performers had finished, they bowed, turned and began making their way out.
It was then that Head Nun spoke up. "Wait! Don't go yet. All of you come over here by the Christmas tree."
"Yes," cried APK. "Let's have a group photo of you all." Since none of the nuns had phones, Ah Ying who had joined us for the evening, kindly obliged and took the photo.
Head Nun then continued, "Thank you, my dears, for such a lovely Christmas surprise. You must have all worked hard to give this performance and we thank you from the bottom of our hearts for bringing us cheer on this festive day. Bruce Lee, now we know why you were hiding from us, you wanted this to be a special surprise, and T.L., I never knew you could sing so well! Thank you again and may the Buddha bless all of you. I am sorry we have nothing to give you as presents but I promise you a special menu for your meals for the next few days!"
All the hens started cheering and in that merry mood, they danced and hopped about before Bruce Lee stopped them and shooed them out. And of course he had to have the last word. "Our pleasure, Boss! We are indeed honoured to have performed for you. Now we bid you all goodnight and sweet dreams. May your Christmas be merry and bright and oh, don't forget the special Christmas menu you promised us!". With that he no tottered out, Christmas tree and all.
When they had left, the nuns started talking excitedly. "Wow, I never knew turkeys could sing". "Bless Bruce Lee for giving us such a lovely surprise". "Where did they get those hats?". "Didn't they all look so cute?". It looked like they had all enjoyed the evening and forgotten their disappointment.
Then came another big surprise. Head Nun suddenly whipped out a basket and it was full of presents! The nuns were taken aback and gaped as she distributed them.
"I'm not such an ogre as you all think," she said. "But I believe in being practical. I am not giving you tinsel and trash but new prayer beads in the hope you will be more diligent in your prayers."
The nuns looked at each other, then burst out laughing. Someone started singing "We wish you a Merry Christmas" and one by one, they went up and hugged Head Nun. It was a most happy and touching scene and I was right after all, Head Nun did have something up her sleeve!
Later I heard from Ah Ying that she (Head Nun) had used her own money to buy the prayer beads for the nuns. Head Nun hadn't forgotten me either and I also received a new string of prayer beads!
The next morning I went by the coop, curious to know who had taught the whole gang to sing. Bruce Lee was sitting outside looking very pleased with himself. When I asked him about their performance the previous night, he puffed out his chest, then said, "Firstly, you should know that it was all my idea! I wanted to do something for the nuns. They're after all a decent lot, always minding their own business and never interfering with what's going on in the coop."
"But who taught you all to sing?" I asked. "I've never heard you utter a single note except for your daily wake-up call. Was it T.L.?"
Bruce Lee nodded. "Ya, it was that runaway turkey. He grew up with the children of the turkey farm where he lived and they spent many Christmases together singing carols etc. That's how he became so familiar with Christmas songs. Then one day, the children overheard that T.L. had been sold to someone for Thanksgiving. They immediately freed him from his cage and told him to run for his life! That's how he came to be here with us. Dang! I didn't know that turkey could sing so well. Now it's gone to his head and he wants to go on YouTube!"
I laughed, popped inside the coop to say thanks to T.L. who was teaching some chicks how to sing, then made my way to the Palace. I wanted to see HD and PH to wish them Merry Christmas. I went to their niche and called out to them, but there was no reply. Then I peeped inside and saw that there was a note there which read "Gone away for Christmas".
I couldn't help laughing. Well, I guess even ghosts need a holiday!
So all ended well and our Christmas this year will go down in the temple's records as one of the best in years, thanks to the special bond between humans and animals, not forgetting ghosts!
Tuesday, December 24, 2024
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Saturday, November 30, 2024
Countdown to Christmas - 1
Ning thinks I'm too early with my Christmas blog header, but early or not, I'm looking forward to Christmas. It's the season for giving and forgiving, for caring and sharing and for giving love, hope and joy. With such thoughts in mind, I decided to visit the coop one morning to say hello to our new feathered friend, Turkey Lurkey (T.L.). His first few days at the coop had been rather difficult for him because Bruce Lee had not welcomed him but lately I was happy to hear that he and Bruce Lee had settled their differences and are now fast friends.
As I reached the coop, I was surprised to hear singing. As far as I know, Bruce Lee can only sing "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo" and the hens "Cluck, Cluck" but this person was singing in a deep baritone voice and he was rendering a very beautiful "Noel". I stopped to listen and it was then that Bruce Lee popped his head out of the window and asked, "Hey, what do you want?"
"I'm just listening to whoever is singing," I said. "He's really good. Is he a friend of yours?"
Bruce Lee said "Ssssh", looked furtively to the right and left, then whispered, "It's a secret. You didn't hear anything, alright?"
I shrugged. "Have it your way," I said, though of course my curiosity had been aroused. If it wasn't Bruce Lee or the hens, could it be T.L. who was singing? It seemed highly improbable, all this time when I had heard him go gobble, gobble, his voice was low and raspy, hardly the melodious type.
Bruce Lee told me to go away and shut the window. Wonder what he's up to?
When I told Ning that Bruce Lee was up to something, he laughed and said, "Maybe he's planning a Christmas party and carving up his turkey friend for dinner!"
When I told Head Nun, she too laughed and said, "That old bird always has something up his sleeve. We'll have to wait and see."
When I told APK, she opened her eyes wide and said, "I hope he's not going to do something silly."
I hadn't told them that I had heard someone singing because I had given my promise to Bruce Lee not to tell but I knew that they would never believe me anyway. Who had ever heard of singing cockerels and hens and turkeys...?
Now the whole temple is bursting with curiosity. What is Bruce Lee up to?
(To be continued)
Saturday, November 16, 2024
Gobble, Gobble
How time flies! We're nearing the end of the year and Christmas will be here soon. Once again, there's a lot of de-cluttering to be done, yes, even in a temple. The nuns have a knack of keeping empty bottles and tins which they feel will come in "useful" one day but that one day never seems to come. Head Nun was ladamant in throwing out these items for recycling this year, so now the kitchen looks cleaner and less congested.
Then one of the nuns brought out the old Christmas tree which has seen many Christmases with them in the temple. It looked a little forlorn but a couple of nuns cleaned it up and soon it was as good as new.
Last year, unknown to the nuns, our two ghost pals, HD and PH went out of their way to arrange presents for the nuns but this year, Head Nun very firmly told the two spooks "No more presents!". She said that the nuns are on a spiritual journey and should learn not to be attached to all things mundane. So no more discussion on the subject, period.
Just when we thought that there would be no more excitement for the rest of the year, there came a big commotion from the coop one morning. We rushed there and saw to our surprise that a turkey had found his way there and Bruce Lee was shouting his head off at the poor creature and trying to drive him away, but he refused to budge.
"Look, my dear," said Head Nun, addressing the turkey. "How can we help you? Have you lost your way?"
The turkey shook his head. "My name's Turkey Lurkey," he said. "I'm not lost. I ran away from a farm because I don't want to be carved up for Thanksgiving..." and he burst into tears.
Touched, Head Nun said, "Alright, alright, you can stay here for the time being. Bruce Lee, you could at least show some sympathy to this poor creature. Give him a corner of your coop and treat him nicely."
Bruce Lee made some unintelligible noises and reluctantly told T.L. to follow him inside. As it turned out, T.L. became a great favourite with the hens, much to Bruce Lee's jealousy. They loved listening to his stories after being tired of hearing Bruce Lee's "adventures" every other night and even kept a lookout for him in case his owner should come looking for him, which he did one morning.
He was a big burly man with a moustache and you could tell he only cared for the money he could make out of his turkeys. Head Nun had gone to visit a sick friend and was not expected back until the next morning. In her absence, APK told him very sweetly that we had not seen any runaway turkey. He looked at her suspiciously and threatened he would raid the coop if the nuns were hiding his turkey but APK, backed by her fellow nuns, stood firm and told him to get lost.
After he had gone, APK said to me thoughtfully, "Vege Cat, I think we should hide T.L. somewhere. What if that horrible man does come back tonight and raid the coop?"
"Yes, you've got a point there," I said. All the other nuns agreed that something should be done to save T.L. and since there was no higher authority to refer to, APK took the initiative to hide T.L. in the storeroom in the temple. She gave him some food and water and told him to be quiet. Fortunately nothing happened during the night and the next morning, after meditation, we prepared breakfast for Head Hun's return.
We had somehow forgotten about poor T.L. in the storeroom, busy as we were with our duties and when Head Nun returned and went to the storeroom to get something, we were startled to hear a loud shriek.
"OMG .... T.L.!" gasped APK, dropping the bowl of oats she was carrying.
There was a hush as Head Nun returned to the kitchen. She looked at the nuns, drew in a deep breath, then said, "I don't think it's my imagination but just now as I entered the storeroom, I not only saw a pair of beady eyes staring at me from the darkness but I also heard some weird sounds. Now, perhaps one of you can tell me what's going on?"
Everyone looked at APK. There was no escape for her and bowing her head low, she stammered an explanation and how T.L. came to be in the storeroom.
Head Nun was silent for a moment, then said, "I should have known that you would be behind this farce. Alright, I'm not going to scold or punish you, you did what you thought was a humanitarian act. Just get T.L. out of there and put him back in the coop - NOW!"
APK fled to the storeroom, scooped up a frightened T.L. and was about to take him back to the coop when there came loud banging on the front door. One of the nuns went to look, it was the burly farmer and he had two other men with him and the three of them forced their way into the kitchen.
"I knew it," the farmer yelled. "They've got our turkey with them, give him back to us you no good thieves or I shall call the police!"
APK stood rooted to the spot, while a shivering T.L. started making funny gobbling noises. It was of course Head Nun who saved the situation.
Diving a hand into her pocket, she took out some money, thrust it at the farmer and said calmly, "We've just bought your turkey. He belongs to us now, so please leave."
The farmer was quite taken aback but he couldn't refuse the thick wad of money offered to him. He snorted, called his friends and they left.
The silence in the kitchen after they had gone was electrifying. Then APK suddenly shouted, "Three cheers for Head Nun, hip hip hurray, hip hip hurray, hip hip hurray!" The other nuns started cheering and it was difficult even for an austere person like Head Nun to keep a straight face.
"Alright, enough!" she said. "Why are you cheering? If you think that was a good move on my part, my dear nuns, then you should know that I just gave away the money I was going to use to buy our meals this week. So I'm afraid you all will have to eat plain white rice for the next few days, unless .... (and here she looked at T.L.) .... unless you want to have an early Thanksgiving ...."
The word "Thanksgiving" was like a time bomb for T.L. Shrieking with fear, he struggled free from APK's arms and ran helter skelter towards the coop, calling for Bruce Lee to save him!
Well, I'm so glad it's another happy ending.... now we have a new permanent addition to the coop and thanks to a generous devotee who gave us some tinned veg food, we didn't have to survive on rice and water until our next meal allowance. Something tells me there's lots more excitement to come in the not too distant future ...
Monday, September 30, 2024
Monday, September 16, 2024
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival
The festival is here at last! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and may the glow of the moon light your way to good health, happiness and prosperity!
With Metta,
Da
(17th September 2024)